:: The Coyote's Bark.... ::

:: Saturday, May 10, 2003 ::

:: terry 6:11 PM [+] ::
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ive still been fuming over the dipshit who "decided" that after reading about Pete Townshend's troubles, that the who and pete's music was "soulless and cheesy".. for you dipshit, i offer this:


SLIT SKIRTS

I was just thirty-four years old and I was still wandering in a haze
I was wondering why everyone I met seemed like they were
Lost in a maze

I don't know why I thought I should have some kind of
Divine right to the blues
It's sympathy not tears people need when they're the
Front page sad news.

The incense burned away and the stench began to rise
And lovers now estranged avoided catching each others' eyes

And girls who lost their children cursed the men who fit the coil
And men not fit for marriage took their refuge in the oil
No one respects the flame quite like the fool who's badly burned
From all this you'd imagine that there must be something learned

Slit skirts, Jeanie never wears those slit skirts
I don't ever wear no ripped shirts
Can't pretend that growing older never hurts.

Knee pants, Jeanie never wears no knee pants
Have to be so drunk to try a new dance
So afraid of every new romance

Slit skirts, slit skirt
Jeanie isn't wearing those slit skirts, slit skirt
She wouldn't dare in those slit skirts, slit skirt
Wouldn't be seen dead in no slit skirt

Slit skirts, slit skirt
Jeanie isn't wearing those slit skirts, slit skirt
She wouldn't dare in those slit skirts, slit skirt
Wouldn't be seen dead in no slit skirt

Romance, romance, why aren't we thinking up romance?
Why can't we drink it up true heart romance
Just need a brief new romance

Let me tell you some more about myself, you know I'm sitting at home just now.
The big events of the day are passed and the late TV shows have come around.
I'm number one in the home team, but I still feel unfulfilled.
A silent voice in her broken heart complaining that I'm unskilled.

And I know that when she thinks of me, she thinks of me as him,
But, unlike me, she don't work off her frustration in the gym.

Recriminations fester and the past can never change
A woman's expectations run from both ends of the range

Once she walked with untamed lovers' face between her legs
Now he's cooled and stifled and it's she who has to beg

Slit skirts, Jeanie never wears those slit skirts
And I don't ever wear no ripped shirts
Can't pretend that growing older never hurts

Knee pants, Jeanie never wears no knee pants
We have to be so drunk to try a new dance
So afraid of every new romance

Slit skirts, slit skirt
Jeanie isn't wearing those slit skirts, slit skirt
She wouldn't dare in those slit skirts, slit skirt
Wouldn't be seen dead in no slit skirt

Slit skirts, slit skirt
Jeanie isn't wearing those slit skirts, slit skirt
She wouldn't dare in those slit skirts, slit skirt
Wouldn't be seen dead in no slit skirt

Romance, romance, why aren't we thinking up romance?
Why can't we drink it up true heart romance
Just need a brief new romance

Pete Townshend, all the best cowboys have chinese eyes.

:: terry 5:45 PM [+] ::
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ok listen up everyone.. on thursday may 15 there will be a Total Lunar Eclipse. I hope you all will take advantage of this celestial event and do something to document it. anyone who sends me good pics will have them posted here on the bark, and the best one will win a prize. i have no hella idea what that prize will be, so just consider it a mystery.. as always comments are welcome.

:: terry 5:34 PM [+] ::
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:: terry 11:21 AM [+] ::
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so i guess if microsoft can't get people to buy their crappy software, maybe they will just start deducting money from your checking accounts without your knowledge or approval..

:: terry 10:01 PM [+] ::
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so, was it the coalition of the willing or the coalition of the paid off?

:: terry 9:32 PM [+] ::
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this wonderful woman linked me for no reason known to me. im very flattered ...

:: terry 8:29 PM [+] ::
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this afternoon i ran up to santa fe and did a few errands, took some pics too..

:: terry 7:42 PM [+] ::
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the sunset last night was actually much better than the pic i posted earier.. here is another from yesterday.

:: terry 10:58 AM [+] ::
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ya know.. i check my email a zillion times a day. being that i work from home and have little contact with anyone except my doggies during the day, i depend on email for interaction with the outside world. so every time i hear that funny little sound that says " yo! - some mail is in the box" i stop what i'm up to and check it out. now what i'm really wondering about now is who the hell has spread the word all around the internet that i have a tiny penis and need help getting it up? i'm soo serious.. i get about 200 spams a day for all sorts of things that seem to revolve around the two issues i mention above.. thank leeloo for the nifty spam filter my isp uses and the cool little feature on the apple email client that shields me from most of it.. but still lots gets through and when i hear that new mail sound, i really want it to be something meaningful, like a new comment from the bark back box, or a reply from one of the conversations that i maintain on email or a note from Griffin technologies telling me that my ipod to fm transmitter has shipped, or even something from the family or an old friend.. i HATE that dissapointment.....so, in this post i am announcing to the spamming world that i have no need for penis enlargement (maybe it is small, but i'm happy with it) and i have no need what-so-ever for viagra or it's cheaper, better, faster generic substitutes.. ok? thanks for listening

:: terry 10:13 AM [+] ::
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Some guy posted this in a comment over at busblog:

Hi, Tony. I remember when I first saw the headline TOWNSHEND SAYS NOT PEDOPHILE. I was, like, WTF and why do you need to come out and say that (then I read the article).
Anyway, his kiddie porn bizness caused me to revisit The Who catalog, and I found that I liked it even less than I thought. Beyond "Can't Explain," I thought the music was a little too cheesy, and I was afriad Roger Daltrey was going to eat me -- or worse. I think I found it soulless.
Keep up the great work, my friends at work and I enjoy counting the different alcoholic beverages Karisa has in your essays.
Best,
Joe

WTF? can't people fucking READ? Pete Townshend was cleared of any wrong doing and charges against him were DROPPED. not to mention that he has been crusading against child porn for years..
so, i had to reply:

ok i have to respond to "joe's" post about the whos music being soulless and cheesy.. seems to me a silly knee jerk reaction rather than a true review. can you actually say that songs like baba o-reilly and how can you do it alone are "soulless" and the bass lines of John Entwisle (who put more notes into a given moment of time than most lead guitarists) "cheesey"?
while im not the worlds biggest Who fan, im not going to discount the lifes works of one of the most popular bands in history because i have failed to understand that the leader of the band had all the charges against him DROPPED.. i'll venture a guess that joe probably was all about banning the dixie chicks as well (note: they should be banned, but rather for that crap they call music, not their opinions about the shrub.)
so, lets think a bit before we leap.. many great people have made mistakes in their lives, and you're fooling no one if you claim not to have done so yourself, but to so judge a body of work is outright wrong.

i'll shut it now

:: terry 9:26 AM [+] ::
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i ordered a new gizmo for my nikon that will allow me to attach it to my telescope.. so hopefully i can get actual pictures of my neighbors doing the nasty (just kiddin). i hope to use it to get pics of the upcoming Total Lunar Eclipse that's due on the night of the 15th - 16th. anyway, the gizmo will be here tomorrow, so i'll have to wait around for the fedex chicka (yes , she is a hottie)..

:: terry 8:46 AM [+] ::
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ok this guy is very bored! check out his post from 5.8.2003.

:: terry 8:06 AM [+] ::
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enough said.

:: terry 7:59 AM [+] ::
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i don't need gimmicks like these to get me to the ballpark, there only needs to be a game.. but why not make it more fun.

:: terry 7:54 AM [+] ::
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comments have been goofy of late.. i do get each comment in the mail, but i often cannot tell from which post them originate.. anyway, i *think* they are working correctly now.. :-)

:: terry 7:11 AM [+] ::
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sunset 7 may 2003 placitas, nm

:: terry 8:12 PM [+] ::
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Digital Love Thing

turn to the sky like a big receiver
the hills are alive but they won't deceive ya
tuned to the wave of the false and the factual
tellin' everybody 'bout the supernatural
nature says end it final
going down on a dna spiral
hungry little heartbreaker looking for a headline
wanna deal? here's a deadline
more than a matter of pure geometry
a whole damn catalogue of lies and infamy
a pay cheque a home wrecker double martini
hail ceasar get houdini
take what you want to get what you need
more than you had at twice the speed
in cold precision in terror and art
a bullet and a ballet are a vowel apart
hey digital get critical
yo digital love thing go
hey digital get critical
information overload
digital love thing i can't believe it
i wanna make this mystery mine
you're part of history stand up and seize it
digital love thing shine in real time
here comes happyhead mouth in motion
you do the right thing you do the locomotion
then you wonder why the caged bird sings
it's a lust for life or a chemical thing
free will's the thrill now so choose it
use your vote before you lose it
evolution revolution hedonism i sing
anybody got a body give the boy a love thing

happy heads, give happy head

:: terry 4:40 PM [+] ::
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two more cases of stupid is as stupid does. more evidence that natural selection will eventually win.

:: terry 2:19 PM [+] ::
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caption this.. please



if these idiots keep posing like this, i'll have posting fodder for a long time to come.

:: terry 8:26 AM [+] ::
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this guy is a stud and deserves a parade.

:: terry 8:21 AM [+] ::
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you too can talk to Dubya. be prepared for not so intelligent answers to your questions.. ( i know, i was't shocked either)

:: terry 8:17 AM [+] ::
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i long suspected that cats are from outer space.

:: terry 6:53 AM [+] ::
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:: terry 6:43 PM [+] ::
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Still don't believe that the lil fucker george is a big fat LIAR? all of a sudden some of the web he has woven to dupe the dumbass american public is starting to come unraveled... some smaller but mainstream media are beginning to publish some of the shit we should have known about long ago.. but hey.. nothing sells like a good war.. yeah...

The New Yorker: Fact

Weapons of Mass Delusion?

ABS-CBNNEWS.COM


found at metafilter..

and some not-so-small media as well! Why truth matters

:: terry 1:21 PM [+] ::
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looks like they are planning to decriminalize cannabis in switzerland.. yet another reason to drop in.. note: the byline of the story leads one to believe that the swiss parliament is in Zurich, while it is actually located in Bern.

:: terry 10:31 AM [+] ::
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bible belt hipocrisy...wal-mart has decide to ban Maxim, Stuff and FHM magazines because of their racy content.. they also make record companies edit cds that would usually require a warning label, yet i can go there today and pick up a nice little handgun for cheap.. what's the message? naked people bad, handguns good. WTF is wrong with you people?

:: terry 9:07 AM [+] ::
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at SixDifferentWays, i found Eatsushi.com. here you can learn all things sushi, even how to make various yummy treats like a rainbow roll. wasaaaaaabiii!

:: terry 7:30 AM [+] ::
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:: terry 6:36 PM [+] ::
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why is it that we never read about smart bank robbers?? it's always about boneheads like this guy. oh wait.. maybe it's because smart people know better than to rob a bank.

:: terry 2:23 PM [+] ::
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i find it amusing that the shrub wants average americans to remind their elected representatives that there is a need for more tax cuts. the really funny part is that these "tax cuts" will not put a dime into the pocket of an "average american". what lil' george really wants is for the average american to to tell congress that we really want to make it so that the filthy rich can keep more of their money, and that we could give a shit about the national debt. the frightening part of the whole thing is that most people will hop right to the phone and help this fucking idiot drive the government even further into debt. please don't be a lemming.. call your congress people and tell them to shove the tax cut for the rich right up the shrubs ass.

:: terry 1:56 PM [+] ::
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:: terry 10:26 AM [+] ::
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Exhuming McCarthy


You're beautiful more beautiful than me
You're honorable more honorable than me
Loyal to the Bank of America.
It's a sign of the times. It's a sign of the times
You're sharpening stones, walking on coals
To improve your business acumen.
Sharpening stones, walking on coals,
To improve your business acumen.
Vested interest united ties, landed gentry rationalize
Look who bought the myth, by jingo, buy America
It's a sign of the times. It's a sign of the times
You're sharpening stones, walking on coals
To improve your business acumen.
Sharpening stones, walking on coals,
To improve your business acumen.
Enemy sighted, enemy met, I'm addressing the realpolitik
Look who bought the myth, by the jingle, buy America
"Let us not assassinate this man further Senator, you've done enough.
Have you no sense of decency, sir?
At long last, have you left no sense of decency?"
You're sharpening stones, walking on coals
To improve your business acumen.
Sharpening stones, walking on coals,
To improve your business acumen.
Enemy sighted, enemy met, I'm addressing the realpolitik
You've seen start and you've seen quit (I'm addressing the table of content)
I always thought of you as quick.
Exhuming McCarthy (Meet me at the book burning)



r.e.m.

:: terry 10:11 AM [+] ::
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some amusing crime from the blotters around atlanta.

:: terry 9:56 AM [+] ::
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im a big fan of thongs, but i don't think i'll be wearing one to work anytime soon.

:: terry 9:51 AM [+] ::
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gun theme continues... i find it interesting that the russians have sent sawed off shotguns into space on every flight since the 60's. what i am really curious about is would a shotgun actually work in a vacuum? your theories will fit nicely in the comments section :-).

:: terry 9:45 AM [+] ::
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if you are gonna do it, do it right....Drive-by shooting etiquette.

:: terry 9:41 AM [+] ::
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Aaron Oakley has a very interesting site called Bizarre Science. it is the first place that ive read negative things about wind energy. but, truth be told, if these "negatives" are all there are, i think i can live with it.

:: terry 7:33 AM [+] ::
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:: terry 4:21 PM [+] ::
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i've given up on portage as he has not posted in forever and replaced his link with my home page at the International Lomographic Society. this is where i'll be posting all of my photos shot with my Lomo lc-a. the pics there are pretty small, so if you are interested in a bigger / higher resolution copy for your own use, just email me.

:: terry 3:05 PM [+] ::
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Bush Says Weapons Will Be Found in Iraq. Even if we have to plant them there!

:: terry 8:21 AM [+] ::
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